My Ideal Week

I get Monday off. I have to have Monday off, or how else can I enjoy the week? I also need Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off as well. I need to see my best friend every day of that week while her annoying ass 5’4 boyfriend writes shit poetry and jokes about how he’s an old man now because he’s 34. I hang out with my cat, Lisa, and she talks to me nonstop because she loves me and wants me to know her thoughts. I get a coffee every goddamn day from Dunkin’ and nobody stops me. Oh, and I have unlimited money. I play sims and find every cool mod possible, maybe even buy some DLC’s.

For dinners, I would have seafood. I love seafood boils. They are not common where I live, so I have to make them myself. Once I get to the weekend, I spend one night out and hopefully flirt around and maybe kiss someone. The next two days I rest.